Dear Tourist...

Firstly, sorry about the boring first 75% of your trip from O.R Tambo International to the Kruger National Park.

I bet you wish it looked like this:

or this:

I sure wish it looked like this:

but instead you get this:

and this:

But all that boredom after a 16 hour flight and 6 hour drive will be worth it, because you'll end up here:

and find things like this:

and see this, if you're super lucky...

or even this.
Why not capture the next You Tube sensation with your iphone while you're here. Try however to find something different and original in the Park now that we've all seen the baby buffalo survive the lion and crocodile.
Ooo I have a great suggestion... how about filming something like 'South African grandma feeds Australian rugby supporter to a badger during a sunset saffari just outside Lower Sabi'... just a thought.

We hope you have the best time ever!

Kind Regards

a Saffa